Monday, September 8, 2014

Future Durham

Durham, also known as the City of Bull. Was once small, fragile, poor, Now one of the richest, biggest, strongest city. What was once Durham, is now a part 2 of Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, Atlanta, and any other cities I can't think of right now. Nevermind scratch that, let's go bigger, I'm talkin' Dubai, I'm talkin' Tokyo, I'm talkin' Paris, You name it. Durham is bigger then big. It's like you have a friend shorter than you in High School, leave for summer, and come back next year bumping their heads on the door seal big. I mean everything has changed, buildings are bigger, and more high tech, hover cars have developed better than ever. The U.S. is back at the top of the Forbes richest country list because of Durham. China wish they were Durham right now. The president wants to move the capital from Washington D.C. to Durham. Everybody wants to be here, I'm lucky I was able to get here early. I got so many offers from people trying to buy out my apartment, yes I did say apartment. People usually buy houses right? Wrong, these apartments are so good, I just saw Johnny Depp move in last week. It's so great, they have escalators in the homes. No more satan stairs. The food is amazing, and easily made. Just take a pack of food modulator, pour it on a plate, and add water. There's a nice hot plate of anything you want. Lasagna, spaghetti, Pizza, all types of Italian food, your welcome Mario & Luigi. Me personally I enjoy the Lasagna, cheesy, very cheesy. I always video me eating that or Ice Cream and send it to my cousin who's lactose, ha it's funny every time. I know that's mean but honestly I don't care, this the 22 Century baby!, deal with it. Ok back to business, the rooms, the walls are equipped with full HD visualization modes. Which means with the remote, I can pick a place and I can be there. Well at least visualize it. It will project across every wall, as if you were there, floors too. And the TV's have built in PS4 or Xbox One, and the games are digital not disk. Everything is digital now. Movies, CD's, games, all digital. Ipod's aren't Ipod's anymore, they're called Irod's now, because they wrap around you head like a headset, no more headphones. I don't like them, the person who made it could call them Isuck's for all I care, but moving on. The lights are clap On/Off, no change there. Oww, and we no longer have to walk around our houses, with a complimentary hover chair. Aww man, me and my colleagues use them all the time. Yes, I'm in college, yeah I look very young don't I. Well I'm like 10 years old. Yeah, school are getting this good, the ages just get younger and younger. But I attend Harvard University. Yep, I might as well, because it's right down the street. Yeah were that good the #1 college in the nation moved here. I swear if we go to war, this is the first place they would bomb. funny, because we can just pull out the force field so were good. So we just sit there and watch them. Were so used to it, where it kinda looks like the planes are pooping on us then explodes. Second place would probably be Wichita haha. Well yeah that's Durham in probably 100 years, so get ready. I know I am. 

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