BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! The sound of the alarm woke Parem up as he was sound asleep. But he wasn't upset, because he couldn't wait to wake up. He felt so alive, so refreshed, so....open. I swear he got out of bed like he was spongebob or something. He had a great smile on his face when he pulled the covers back. He hopped in his slippers and skipped to the bathroom, I mean he was really happy. Like he won the lottery or something. Wonder why he is so happy, well probably because he went shopping on Friday, well yesterday, and he had bought a brand new fresh pair of Adidas soccer pants. He was wanted a pair of those for a long time, well ever since they came out. He had just earned enough money to get them yesterday. And he said he couldn't wait to show them off today. So. he came out of the bathroom freshened up, and he pulls out his roshee's to go with them, and his Nike shirt. He pulls out the box his pants were laid in, and slowly pulls off the top to bask in their glory, but he pulls the top off only to find no pants.
He is furious, at first he stopped and stared in disbelieve and he thought about what could have happened. He thought OK, maybe he left it laying somewhere when he tried them on last night. Parem searched the whole condo, and did not find it. Even in the stupidest places like under the mat/rug, and in the couch. He was enraged when he didn't find them, he looked in the box three times just to make sure.
Then suddenly he heard a noise outside........Like a lord laugh, but it wasn't a normal laugh, it was an evil laugh. Like an Austin Powers laugh, but this peculiar laugh was familiar to him. "What is that, sounds like Mia's twisted little laugh" Parem said, while looking out the window. He searches and searches high and low, and behold look who it it. Mia, Parem's crazy in love, stalker, psycho ex-girlfriend. And even worst.....She's holding up his pants. Parem jets down the stairs to demand for his pants back, but by the time he gets down there, she disappears. Parem quickly looks around, an see's her running off. He jets after her, but appeared to be too late, she had already dumped the pants off to some stranger. "Why!....Why!....What the hell Mia", He exclaimed."You know why". She also exclaimed, and disappeared into the shadows. Parem, frustrated and just fed up, stomps back home, knowing that he won't ever see those pants again. That night he decided to just wear some joggers with his roshee's to a party. And at the party he was astonished. He had saw someone wearing a pair of Adidas pants. But they looked very similar to his. It had the price tag still on them like his. And to finish it off there was his initials right there on the back of them. He runs over to the guy tackles him, forces the pants off him and walks out of the party. Takes a cab home, sits on his couch, and watches Family Guy with a bag of Cheetos. So much for feeling refreshed
